

This is my absolute favorite. From Sundance.





To which I usually respond with "Nononononono!"
I love Grey's anatomy. But ER drives me a little crazy. People never code as often as they do in those shows. No one ever says "STAT!" And med students never, ever do that much. And they don't show the people with fevers and sore throats and chest pain and all the other stuff that makes up 90% of my day.
But my last 2 shifts were straight out of the TV show. Seriously.
- 3 stabbings to the box (chest)
- 2 gun shot wounds to the box (chest).
- One ED delivery (baby). We try to never do this -- there is almost no one we can't get to Labor and Delivery fast enought
- 3 fast hurry-up-about-to-code trauma chest tubes (including one which put out almost a liter of blood and went straight up to the OR after the tube clotted. these garden hose tubes don't clot).
- 2 ED thoracotomies. I.e. split the chest open and hope you find something bleeding you can stop quickly because the person just lost their pulse. We do these approximately once a year because there a only a few reasons to do it. We had two back to back tonight, 20 min apart, we had to call up to the OR for some extra equipment. And we got one back.
- then, breathe, and back the the elderly gentleman who needs to be sedated so we can fix and splint his leg, admit the patient with a stroke and admit the patient and calm down the really anxious gentleman in the back.
Which explains why I'm blogging at 230 am because I am wired. I love my job.
15 months. Already.
-- I spend (a little) more time doing this. It's because I know what I want and I won't tolerate not getting it.
-- I will not walk. I could, if I wanted to. I can cruise, climb up and down the stairs, walk holding onto Mommy or with my walking toy. But I absolutely refuse to walk.
-- I am a happy, lovey-dovey sort of girl. I love to have people look at me (and I'm so darn cute!). I love to snuggle and be held and have my family around. I am happiest when I am curled up in someone's arms. And a bottle of milk doesn't hurt either.
Minnesota Wild Hat: $7