The funny things kids say

A few recent gems, courtesy of Luke:

At dinner, after asking a questions which apparently Daddy answered out of turn: "I didn't ask you, I asked Mommy. Are you Mommy? No, I don't think you are." (seriously, what a little sassy-pants!)

To cousin Kevin, who had just told Luke how excited he was they were going to the mall with the crocodile. Said with hands out and complete with very exasperated look: "Kevin! What are you talking about!"

In the car on the way to church, when asked to stop spitting: "But Mommy! I'm just watching the sparkles come down."