Post Blitz #3: How to eat an Oreo Cookie

1. Notice mommy eating oreo cookie. Run to her yelling "mamamamamam! aaaaahhhh!" at the top of your lungs until someone hands you said cookie.

2. Pull oreo apart, discarding the offending non-creme side into nearby measuring cup. Perfect fit.

3. Suck all the creme off of creme-d side.

4. Shove entire half of cookie into mouth once creme is sucked off.

5. Bask in your messiness and then wipe your mouth on Daddy's clean white shirt.