Diary of an almost 2-year-old

Wake up: {at approximately 5 am, ready to party} singing, calling for the dog, jumping in the crib
Breakfast: Squash bananas between fingers. Eat 2 bites of pancakes before feeding the rest to the dog {but say "tank-ooh" when you get the plate}. Squash more bananas between fingers. Yell for ba-ba. Spit fork-fed bananas out and then feed the rest to the dog.
Mom's getting-ready-time: Watch cartoons with brother for 3.5 seconds before getting down. Eat 3 kleenexes. Open toilet bowl {"potty!"} and gleefully splash until Mom finds you arm-deep in toilet water. Get hands scrubbed.
Kindermusik class: {free class. I'm not sure they want us back}. Run in circles yelling "I get oooh! I get oooh!" Refuse to sit with mommy, sit on the blanket during story time, sit during music time, sit to play intruments. Refuse to sit all, yelling "nononononono!!!" Instead, lie down on another little girl's mommy while she's pretending to be jelly.
Lunch: Squash bread between fingers. Eat 4 bits of grapes and then feed the rest to the dog.
Nap: Call for "daddy? Boooo? Eeekey? {Lukey} Mommy?" Give up and settle for singing songs.
Playtime: Drive cars saying "vroom vroom." Try to steal brother's super-cool-remote-controlled car. Try to steal trains. Dance. Find "sooohs" {shoes} and put them on your head, hands, and then try to put on feet. Dance some more.
Dinner: Squash vegetables between fingers. Spit out fork-fed beans. Feed the rest to the dog.
Bedtime: Let mommy rock you. Finally, quiet, sing some songs. Sing some more. Cuddle baba and teddy. Fall asleep, looking like little angel.