Hello, Fall

Dear Fall,

For the record, you are supposed to look like this:

And this:
Not, I repeat, NOT, like this:
This: Yes, please
This is good too:
This? Not okay:


Remember, no snow = good:
I realize sunny and 60 is asking way too much. But this? We'll take it:


I hope you know, we have been jipped (gypped?). Please note, you still have (some) time to make it right.

Thanks,
Kelly

PS: FYI, I will continue to send my kids outside to play with you. Rain, sleet and snow be darned.